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A GUIDE TO APPLYING CRITICAL THEORY

1. Hypothesis: Everything sucks.

2. Model: There is an everything E. There is suckage S. E = S where S is a very large (possibly infinite) number.

3. Predictions: If E is observed, S will be measured to be within the parameters of the model.

4. Experimental design: E will be observed by reading books and S will be measured by our feelings about those books.

5. Results: S is very high for all E observed (see appendix)

6. Conclusion: Everything sucks.

elomatreb ๐ŸŸ @elomatreb

@natecull First we show that Eโ‚€ sucks. Then we show that assuming a Eโ‚™ sucks, Eโ‚™+โ‚ sucks as well. In conclusion, everything sucks

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